name: Julia:
about me: live in new york state, wanna leave this town, anyone wants advice or just someone to vent to I'm here:) LOVE YOU ALL<3

 

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officialunitedstates:

a couple years ago I was a pizza delivery boy and I discovered something pretty neat. if someone orders a pizza with toppings you like you can eat one slice of it and get away scott free because nobody checks the pizza to make sure it’s all there until after they’ve…

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officialunitedstates:

Ways for Chef to Circumvent Taste-Tester and Defeat King

  1. Only poison 10% of the chicken breast. The odds that the taste-tester will eat the poison part is slim but the king will probably eat at least some of the bad part
  2. Use any poison that takes longer than an hour to work
  3. Use a very dense…

officialunitedstates:

remember that time I joked that I knew english, australian, canadian, and irish and a bunch of irish people started sending me scary sounding archaic half-english words and thats how I found out irish was actually a language

To live is to suffer. To survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.

Friedrich Nietzsche (via darksilenceinsuburbia)

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Shailene Woodley and Theo James at San Diego Comic Con summit Entertainment’s “Insurgent” talent signing

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jimthejokermoriarty:

sassy-spoon:

gemiblu:

sleepy-karkat:

cruelfortune:

dirteye:

ay ay Ron

finally someone made gifs for this

are you seriously gonna make a gifset of a video without linking everyone to it

i’m gonna fucking shit myself

holy crap

i can’t breathe

call 911

ok no I’m sorry but the gifset does nOT DO THE VIDEO JUSTICE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

Someone literally reenacted this scene with two people for my high school freshman theater class.

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peachessssssss:

rockerchic93:

goldcumandrippedpants:

"I learned at a very young age how fragile life is. When I was 15 years old I found out I had a brain tumor. The doctors said I had a very small chance that I could outlive it. The only alternative was to get on a long waiting list for open face surgery in hopes of removing it. I guess the first blessing happened on my 16th birthday, when the surgery was scheduled. I found out shortly after waking from the surgery that they went into the palette of the roof of my mouth instead of opening up my entire face. I guess you could say that was the second blessing. But the real blessing was that I overcame it completely and I survived something that most people never live through. I was close to death and I escaped it, and now I celebrate life because of it. 

I wanted to be free. After this literal escape from death, I had some challenges at home and left at a very young age to spend my teenage years literally on the streets. I started with a hitchhiking tour all through Canada. Essentially I was homeless, sleeping on rooftops and under bridges and free. I met tons of interesting people, and experienced life to the fullest. Surviving the death sentence of a brain tumor was like defying death. I felt like the walking dead. I wasn’t supposed to be here. The doctors had told me there was no hope. But here I was, alive and breathing and being so free to live my life. When you live on the streets, you really appreciate just being alive. On the streets, you don’t have first or last names. So they started to call me Zombie, a person who is living but so close to death.”

He has a beautiful smile

he has a beautiful everything

Rose met the most fantastic man in the universe, who actually thought she was the most fantastic woman in the universe and that doesn’t really happen often.

Russell T. Davies (via speslodge)

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

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