name: Julia:
about me: live in new york state, wanna leave this town, anyone wants advice or just someone to vent to I'm here:) LOVE YOU ALL<3

 

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

lmaoalien:

infinitely-eros:

lmaoalien:

i went to prom alone

 Love/intimacy forever &lt;3 

there is no love in this photo

lmaoalien:

infinitely-eros:

lmaoalien:

i went to prom alone

 Love/intimacy forever <3 

there is no love in this photo

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

I wonder if our animals give us names that we don’t know about

onceuponawholockfannibal:

theotheristhedoctor:

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

assbutt-wizard-in-the-tardis:

like

Dog: Oh you got  new owner!

Cat: Yeah. She picked me up from the pound yesterday

Dog: She is so cute! What did you name her?

Cat: Steve.

image

image

wow over the hedge fandom long time no see

stmungos:

theshipqueen:

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

image

(Source: magicconchshelly)

sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way